emoij:

How to play sims
1. take 2 hours making character
2. Motherlode
3. Fuck every single person

Straight White Boy Problem #461

straightwhiteboyproblems:

When you lose your airsoft pellets during an airsoft war and your mom won’t buy you more because she thinks airsoft guns are a bad influence but your dad buys you a whole new container to create conflict with your mom and keep the relationship spicy

314eater:

prevalere:

you know how in some movies the bride/groom calls off the wedding to be with the person they truly love and then they live happily ever after well it’s pretty shitty that the person they were getting married to doesn’t actually get a happy ending but no one seems to care about it to the point that he/she is not even mentioned afterwards as if that person didn’t exist or had feelings at all yeah just a thought

Lord farquaad will be okay

o-dawgtheinvincible:

sigmarikz:

certaflyably:

thirstingaintdead:

Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension

  1. "Make me",
  2. "oh really",
  3. "is that so"

"prove it"

"What’s in it for me?"

"The Black Death was one of the most devastating pandemics in human history, resulting in the deaths of an estimated 75 to 200 million people and peaking in Europe in the years 1348–50 CE."

    Health and hygiene before modern times

  • EUROPE: Why the fuck are we always getting sick? Is it demons? Is it ghosts? Is it a curse?
  • EVERYBODY ELSE: Have you tried washing your ass?

theloneninjaranger:

wrasslers:

do you wanna look like this skeleton

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or THIS skeleton?

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drink a milk kids

just A milk

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