How to play sims
1. take 2 hours making character
3. Fuck every single person
When you lose your airsoft pellets during an airsoft war and your mom won’t buy you more because she thinks airsoft guns are a bad influence but your dad buys you a whole new container to create conflict with your mom and keep the relationship spicy
I saw two soulmates rediscovering each other.
you know how in some movies the bride/groom calls off the wedding to be with the person they truly love and then they live happily ever after well it’s pretty shitty that the person they were getting married to doesn’t actually get a happy ending but no one seems to care about it to the point that he/she is not even mentioned afterwards as if that person didn’t exist or had feelings at all yeah just a thought
Lord farquaad will be okay
Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension
- "Make me",
- "oh really",
- "is that so"
"What’s in it for me?"
"The Black Death was one of the most devastating pandemics in human history, resulting in the deaths of an estimated 75 to 200 million people and peaking in Europe in the years 1348–50 CE."